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Discussion in 'South Sydney Rabbitohs' started by southsport, Mar 5, 2018.

  1. RADICAL RABBIT

    RADICAL RABBIT Well-Known Member

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    RADICAL RABBIT Well-Known Member

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    do any of you have a neighbour like her??? lol

    my neighbor billy won't let people park in front of her house and tries to tow!
     
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    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa .

    Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe .

    Well developed and open to
    trade, especially for someone of real value.

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain ,

    very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece ,

    gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,

    with a glorious and all conquering past.

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,

    has been through war,
    doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
    takes care of business.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
    self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

    After 70,

    she becomes Tibet ..
    Wildly beautiful,
    with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.
    An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

    Between 1 and 80,

    a man is like Iran,


    entirely ruled by a couple of nuts.

    THE END.
     
  5. southsport

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    Billys neighbour is a good person
     
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    PC incorrect jokes but worth a laugh after all the Irish have been fair game for years.

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    Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the wall at Eildon Weir.

    Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.

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    Riots in Western Sydney last month caused over 1 million worth of improvements

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    During last night's Cyclone a Koori family were killed by a falling tree.

    A spokesman for the Darwin City council said "We didn't even know they were living up there

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    Refugee minorities in the Frankston area have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crime Watch is being shown 5 times a week now.

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    A 000 Emergency Call Centre worker has been fired in Brisbane much to the dismay of her colleagues, who were unhappy with her dismissal.

    It seems that a caller dialed 000 from a mobile phone stating, "I am depressed and lying on a railway line, so that when the train comes, I can finally meet Allah." To which the call centre employee replied, "Please remain calm and stay on the line."

     
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    Hey RR - it a improv comedy sketch thing mate! Hopefully you realise that.
     
  8. RADICAL RABBIT

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    Lol, yeah, she really tries to get along with "Billy". She calls her Billy, short for hillbilly. :D
     
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    Yeah I know it is acting, but still funny.
     
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    LIVING IN THE ATTIC WITH ALIENS AND CRAYONS :hilarious:
     

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