Opinion Laugh for the day.

RADICAL RABBIT

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do any of you have a neighbour like her??? lol

my neighbor billy won't let people park in front of her house and tries to tow!
 

southsport

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Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa .

Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe .

Well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain ,

very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece ,

gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,

with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,

has been through war,
doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70,

she becomes Tibet ..
Wildly beautiful,
with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80,

a man is like Iran,


entirely ruled by a couple of nuts.

THE END.
 

stanleyg

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PC incorrect jokes but worth a laugh after all the Irish have been fair game for years.

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Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the wall at Eildon Weir.

Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.

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Riots in Western Sydney last month caused over 1 million worth of improvements

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During last night's Cyclone a Koori family were killed by a falling tree.

A spokesman for the Darwin City council said "We didn't even know they were living up there

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Refugee minorities in the Frankston area have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crime Watch is being shown 5 times a week now.

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A 000 Emergency Call Centre worker has been fired in Brisbane much to the dismay of her colleagues, who were unhappy with her dismissal.

It seems that a caller dialed 000 from a mobile phone stating, "I am depressed and lying on a railway line, so that when the train comes, I can finally meet Allah." To which the call centre employee replied, "Please remain calm and stay on the line."

 

doyen

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